foodchewer:

starbuckers:

i put the ass in casserole

why would you put your ass in the casserole

(via sleepingwithvaginas)

witchlingfumbles:

satdeshret:

buginateacup:

Guys who try to use the “Are you on your period?” as way to end an argument always amuse me. Because it gives me the excuse to lean in close and whisper.

“I started my day by waking up in a pool of my own blood. Is that how you’d like me to end yours?”

omfg this is great

New favorite comeback.

(via razorblades-kissing-my-wrists)

wedontneedtowhiisper:

I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra

(Source: baoziikari, via potterandthewinchesters)