ship-hard:

dorasfedora:

I hate when you’re at someone’s house and they’re like
‘mum, she’s hungry’
And you’re like NO DONT SAY THAT I SOUND SO NEEDY WHY COULDN’T YOU JUST SAY WE!?!?

glad to know its an international thing

(via orgasmic-humor)

  • men: women who wear makeup are just lying to us
  • men: it's 8 inches

drarna:

i may not be your cup of tea but i’m your 10th shot of tequila

(Source: neptunain, via trust)